I thought I'd click this one off during my 31 years living in the Midwest, but somehow it happened during my less than 2 years in Southern California... with a fellow Midwesterner Tara Edberg. Wha...?
Either way, curling is ONLY THE MOST FUN I'VE EVER HAD.
That might be an exaggeration but only a slight one.
I don't have many words for this experience, so here's a quick history.
2010: I was quite obsessed with watching Olympic curling as were many of my friends. In fact, I think I texted into work, more than once: "Hey, I stayed out too late watching curling at one of the late night bars* so I'll be in later."
*Let's be serious. It was
Bluelight.
2011: My boss Dave Merrill lives on a lake and is a ridiculous person, so he started making his own curling stones from concrete. This took much longer than anticipated. I got to throw a couple when he'd finished a few, but there were so many more pieces of the puzzle, like how a hack is actually extremely important and just pushing off teammate's feet is not an effective alternative.
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Tara yelling nonsense at her sweepers. |
2012: There was a bonspiel planned for the winter but the stupid weather did not cooperate. In August, I moved to San Diego.
2013: No progress.
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Sweepin like a mofo. |
2014: Due to this stupid thing called "academic rigor," I was unable to watch curling in the Olympics but... what? Tara wants to curl too? And she found a curling club in San Diego? Sold. Spots purchased. (Special thanks to Adam Borson for casually mentioning that it was at 10:30PM not a.m.) I was wearing red, white, and blue, but Tara said she was sticking with grey and black, so I changed, obviously, so I could surprise her with my team spirit and we could go on to crush the competition united. We ended up with a fun group of dudes who were equally competitive. We did some drills. Fun. Then we played 4 ends. Super fun but CRAZY hard. But we dominated. Obviously.
Thank you to the
San Diego Curling Club!